gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

princeowl:

'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

How Soon Is Now?
The Smiths

brittanyshambles:

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does

breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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    ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
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   ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
 ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.