fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

starkactual:

marvel ladies meme - 1 lady

Margaret “Peggy”Carter

As has always been the case, I don’t require your help.

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

planthy:

my dad thought the water looked like one of Van Gogh’s paintings

get to know me meme: (1/5) favorite male characters: Ian Gallagher

for you maybe, what about me?

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.